Horror Movie Junkie Mugs

'Have you seen a ghost?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Eva Mendez

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Amanda Seyfried

Stephen King

True Story Movie

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Hitchcock's The Birds

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Squeal like a pig!

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."