Label Maker Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Designer Baby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Music Collector.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Chiantis In Translation

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'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."