Iron-pumping Music Fan T-Shirts

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Cool hand... Uke

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Library Grand Opening

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Little Richard

Elephant blues

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Elton John'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"I Love U2."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Pitcher auditions.

Terry Wogan

'I'm so lonesome...'