Iron-pumping Music Fan Pillows

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tina Turner

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Cool hand... Uke

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Library Grand Opening

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Elephant blues

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I Love U2."

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'I'm so lonesome...'