Record Player Fan Pillows

Sheep of the 1970's

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"How was the play!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Mick Jagger at 95.

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Aaron Copland.

Performer

"And now, our newest hit song..."