Audio Fans Pillows

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Gramaphone Man.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Blues Night.

Performer

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Ant Mishbehavin'

Percy Grainger.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

Hi Fi

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

Jazz Cans