Sound Of Music Fan Pillows

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

At the rock concert...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Cool hand... Uke

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Library Grand Opening

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

A rock guitarist singing

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Elephant blues

A 1950's Barber Shop

Michail Glinka

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.