Sound Of Music Fan Mugs

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Library Grand Opening

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Elephant blues

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'