Music Fan Pillows

Italica

Road signs - 'One way' and 'Or another'.

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

Back to School Specials!

"Wow! Blue toilet water"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

How the ticket companies earn that handling fee.

Tina Turner

Air Guitar Shop

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

'Ants'

Library Grand Opening

'I blame The Wurzels.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Cool hand... Uke

Mother Cleaning Son's Room Finds Alcohol Stash.

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Noise Drowns Out Busker.

'Well, we have two rock stars, three footballers, a chat show host, a politician and someone who was on Big Brother.'

Hip hop dude to dog, "Home, boy."

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

The Maris Pipers

"How GPS has a sense of humor."

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

"That's not the sort of Elvis impersonator I had in mind. . .!"

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

"Bethany please... it's not helping."

"Have you heard of a musician called 'cell-o-phane'?"

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"