Pipe Music Fan Pillows

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

King of Music.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Carpenter ants."

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Pipe Down

Aaron Copland.

Performer

Ant Mishbehavin'

John Boynton Priestley

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Organist

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Jazz Cans

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'All right, I'll talk, I'll TALK!'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"But Burr, do you demand satisfaction so much as to go to New Jersey for it?"