Pipe Music Admirer Pillows

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Highland Piper.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Edvard Grieg.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Happy Valentine's Day!

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Pipe Down

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

"It's for you."