Pipe Music Lover Pillows

'I think the kid is afraid of his snake.'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Organ Player

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Jazz Bagpipes

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Pipe Down

Lighting a Pipe

The two friends

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

The Source of the Thames...