Pipe Music Lover Gifts

'I think the kid is afraid of his snake.'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Organ Player

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

Jazz Bagpipes

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

"I say!"

The two friends

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Lighting a Pipe

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"