Pipe Dream Enthusiast Gifts

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

Pipe Dream.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

Organ Player

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

The two friends

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"I say!"

Pipe Down

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Lighting a Pipe

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Sherlock Holmes.

The Source of the Thames...

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Compton MacKenzie.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"