Pipe Dreamer Gifts

Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'How long have been a plumber?'

Spot the ballcock

The Source of the Thames...

'I told you that pipe wasn't a shortcut.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'Al's Plumbing now offering Faucets for 50 off, 7 CDs and No Minimum Passbook Savings.'

'Your job is too big.'

Pipe dream...smoke is in the shape of a sexy woman.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'He asked me for a light and I told him frogs don't carry matches.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

A woman cries over a broken pipe.

Organ Player

Design an oil pipeline that doesn't spill...

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Disaster strikes Water Treatment Plants minutes after four networks simultaneously showed three hour movies without commercial interruptions.

Master Plumber

Pipelines

Vienna Brass Ensemble

"Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber."

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.

Business, & No fault divorce: Yomp & Sons, Wives & ex-wives...wholesale plumbing supplies.

"You say you did this plumbing yourself?"

Lighting a Pipe

Pipe Dream.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."