Pipe Ponderer Gifts

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Wildlife

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Happy thoughts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Ricochet

Keystone XL

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Organ Player

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'