Pie Dreamer Gifts

"Out there somewhere,there's a pie with my name on it."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Pie Filling Reader

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Organ Player

Big Football

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Mount Everest.

Secret Family Recipes

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

We are here!

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Lighting a Pipe

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Pie