Pie Warrior Gifts

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Pie Filling Reader

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'