Pie Fight Champion Gifts

Healing Through Humor

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Pie Filling Reader

Husband bakes a pie

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Pie chart"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"