Pie Rival Gifts

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.