Pies Gifts

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Here's the bill for your pie."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Pie Filling Reader

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Moon Pies.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'