Pie Gifts

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Pie Filling Reader

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.