Pie Gifts

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Pie Filling Reader

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'