Pie Enthusiast Gifts

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

'Don't touch that last piece of pie...I've got my eye on it!'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'I want the whole pie!'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

First Thanksgiving Pig-Out

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Since when has it been a crime to complain about meat pies?'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'How's the lemon meringue?'

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

'Looks like Korgan's pie-in-the-sky idea got a pie-in-the-face reception.'

Clown Firing Squad.

Chef's duel.

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

The individual fruit pie

'In honor of your performance review I put a pie in your briefcase.'

Using bike tyres to crimp pies.

Eating Pie.

'They contain absolutely no fat, sugar, or sodium -- the downside is, they're just a little bit radioactive.'

'Now that I have your attention, we can get down to business.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

PIE SPECIAL TODAY! ASK ABOUT OUR THREE FLAVORS! 'What are your three flavors?'

When life gave you lemons, you made lemonade. When life gave me lemons, I made lemon meringue.

Tortoise in love at first sight.