Pie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

'Don't touch that last piece of pie...I've got my eye on it!'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'I want the whole pie!'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Looks like Korgan's pie-in-the-sky idea got a pie-in-the-face reception.'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Clown Firing Squad.

'How's the lemon meringue?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Since when has it been a crime to complain about meat pies?'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Chef's duel.

First Thanksgiving Pig-Out

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Trump Pie Chart

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Tantalus.

"Yeah, but 20,000 people liked mine."

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

"This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife ordered, sir."

Beware of Dog.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Half Full of Pie.

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

Pie.,

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'