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'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Don't forget your sandwiches.. and I put in a couple of mince pies."

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"When I throw the pie, keep your mouth closed."

Likes Charts Likes Pie

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Grandma's Pies

"As a statistics cruncher, you might enjoy my recipe for blueberry fool."

"I see my client has been meringueized."

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

"I'm not sure you can sue the other clown for pushing a pie in your face...I mean, isn't that what you do?"

Pie detector test.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"I'm afraid your wife got custardy of the pies."

'1000 pies to eat before you die.'

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

'Get out! And take your pies with you!'

'Hey, that's not helping!'

"I know squash when I see it."

Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Hostess Fruit Flies.

Pie Chart

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'