Pie Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Ready...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'