Pie Pun Enthusiast Mugs

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Moon Pies.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

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