Pie-humor Enthusiast Gifts

'What - you don't want to throw a gateaux into my face? Are you looking for trouble, mister? Let's get out!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Husband bakes a pie

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Pie chart"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'