Pie Enthusiasts Gifts

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Why Cows Leave Home

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'