Pie Makers Gifts

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

"I might just get a pie."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

The finer points of marriage.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'