Pie Baking Wit Gifts

The finer points of marriage.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Ready...."

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.