Pie Thrower Gifts

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Husband bakes a pie

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Ready...."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Dog fetches dice

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Secret Family Recipes

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Lemming meringue pie.

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Pie

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'