Pie Thrower Pillows

Mathematician Food Fights.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

Clown interviews.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Husband bakes a pie

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Dog fetches dice

"Ready...."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Secret Family Recipes

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Lemming meringue pie.

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

Pie

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'