Pie Pranker Pillows

Cindi continues to have problems with authority figures.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

Pie Filling Reader

Husband bakes a pie

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Lemming meringue pie.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Clandestine Cuisine

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Bowled out.

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

Wordplay: Road Rage

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

Mathematician Food Fights.

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Out there somewhere,there's a pie with my name on it."

'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'