Pizza Prankster Pillows

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Instead of hunting tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man when he comes?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Beach con-man.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Doughnut Criminals

"I've decided to have a kid."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'