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'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Dogs life

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Hallelujah!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

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'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Noodle exchange program.

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Lemming meringue pie.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'