Pizza Pun Lover Pillows

'One medium Gazelle with extra toppings.$11.95 thanks.'

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He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Menu Dating

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Stupid Microwave

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."