Pizza Pun Lovers Pillows

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Pizza Tower Bridge

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'