Pizza Pun Lovers Gifts

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

Pisa Hut.

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'My hero!'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'