Pizza Comedy Lover Gifts

'They love to watch us make pizza, but never come in and order one.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza Tower Bridge