Pizza Performer Gifts

Violinist plays stringy cheese

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Children playing games

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Carpe pizza"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!