Pizza Magician Gifts

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

Come dine with me!

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Hot pot

"Fridge-to-table"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"More?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'