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"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

Come dine with me!

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Hot pot

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Fridge-to-table"