Pizza Mathematician T-Shirts

"Cut into pieces, please. Your choice of fraction denominator."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You folks order the extra-large?'

Pizza Rescue.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

The art of pizza

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Error in low-fat pizza design.

The geometry of everyday life

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

Luigi's Pizzarear

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'