Pizza Experimenter T-Shirts

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Cookbooks

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It's my favorite.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

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"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'