Pizza Perfectionist T-Shirts

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Pizza school: 'Hey! I'm starting to get the hang of this. How are you doing?'

Pizzaiolo

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

The late supper

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Ideals and realities - slow food or fast?

"...A comfy chair and a footbath would get me really excited!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'I wanna order an extra-large cheese pizza with no peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, burger, onion, anchovies . . .'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Baking pizza in open kitchen in restaurant.

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Pizza again?"

"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?"

Deep dish bourbon

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Under pressure.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"