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"We'll slice through this area here, then divide it into sections."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

The Velvet Mesquite

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

"Carpe pizza"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.