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'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Pie chart"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Stimulus bust

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

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"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

Dateline - Caf

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Pizzas

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."