Pizza Pundit Gifts

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Deep dish bourbon

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Pie chart"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Stimulus bust

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

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Error in low-fat pizza design.

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Pizzas

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Cow sells fresh pies.