Pizza Strategist Gifts

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Velvet Mesquite

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Carpe pizza"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.